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Comment on Pole dancing for the judge by Martin

Martin — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 12:38:17 +0000

Excellent, although I do have one small issue with the narrative: did you have to him Martin?

Comment on Pole dancing for the judge by charonqc

charonqc — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 06:52:27 +0000

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…”If I need help with my hedge problem…. I need look no further than Geeklawyer who has a firm approach to dispute resolution… and, like the Canadian Mounties…. always gets his man.”

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Comment on Pole dancing for the judge by theladyrobinson

theladyrobinson — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 02:14:23 +0000

Well if Ms R can inspire to write like that, then she will do her thing with the pole more often.

Comment on Pole dancing for the judge by opinionatedbean

opinionatedbean — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 00:27:33 +0000

I nearly fell off my chair laughing. I can see you lubing yourself up, but some how I can’t envisage you rubbing your thighs suggestively against the 18thC furnishings - if for no other reason there was probably baby oil on the door already from other “desperate” barristers… your thigh would have slid right off, my good sir

Comment on Is this how government works? by james c

james c — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:34:19 +0000

My Dear Geek,

The modern political malaise might better be described as government by twats. Most of those twats are lawyers,mostly dud ones but even the successful ones have proved to be utterly useless .

The conclusion is entirely obvious-lawyers tend to make bad politicians and we currently have a lot of them.

Comment on Is this how government works? by james c

james c — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 19:43:52 +0000

My Dear Geek,

‘One of the top three innovators’- you’ve pulled.

Comment on Is this how government works? by the lady robinson

the lady robinson — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 18:37:01 +0000

From ‘top three innovator’ it surely it is a but a mere hop GL to ‘guru’ followed by ‘philosopher’ (as the French call their thinkers), and ultimately ‘most desirable bachelor about town.’

This is how these things happen.

Comment on Is this how government works? by simply wondered

simply wondered — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:37:33 +0000

ah yes - i have been there. it seems to be a favourite habit of local govt too! they meet you through someone and immediately describe you as ‘a leader in the field of gonad electrification’ when in fact you merely deliver batteries to the special units at guantanamo. the awful tendency of mediocrity to attempt to distinguish itself by … well talking utter shite really.
there’s a rumour diego garcia may be a big money signing for chelsea next year.
we should start a fund to get you a new hedge … what on earth could we call it?

Comment on CharonQC now as bad as Geeklawyer? by lawminx

lawminx — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 14:13:50 +0000

Speaking as a Bar Student and, therefore, lower than Whale Pooh in the Geek Hareem Hierarchy I have never been party to cross desert raids on other camps of the same or similar nature; why didn’t you girls tell me?! *Tear Stained Sniffle*

Comment on Is this how government works? by charonqc

charonqc — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 07:45:18 +0000

Excellent…. GL… excellent.

Hedge is a goner…. but I might like the Babybio….. 14.5% alcohol?