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Skiing chatup lines

 Geeklawyer is a bit hot with the ladies and he did look with some amusement at this article. It illustrates different nationalities approach to chatup lines. Hugely embarrassing is the British approach:

“On the plane was a conspicuously attractive Spanish attendant, who was receiving a great deal of attention from the Brits at the back. The Brits had calculated that if they ordered as much booze as possible from her, then with every repeat order, they would get more confidence and therefore another opportunity to charm her with their self-deprecation.”

Of especial interest was the comment:

Katherine says. “In comparison with Poms, I have met a heap of English guys who are wittier, and that’s a bit of a winner with Aussie girls, I think.”

Geeklawyer now has two Ozzie stalkers so knowing how to cool their understandable ardour, without having his bunnies killed, is a matter of self-preservation.

None of this is relevant to fidelity: Geeklawyer may shag like a rabbit on Viagra but he expects his bitch hoes to remain faithful and pine. Or else…

February 27, 2008 - Posted by | love sex


  1. My Dear Geek,

    I fear you have missed the joke. Times readers
    are used to this particular author and his amusing name appearing to humorous effect.

    Good luck off-piste.

    Comment by james c | February 27, 2008 | Reply

  2. brits even wittier than aussie men shock!

    Comment by simply wondered | February 27, 2008 | Reply

  3. Guess Canadians are too boring. 🙂

    Comment by opinionatedbean | February 27, 2008 | Reply

  4. OB: Ms R is partial to a nice Canadian. While travelling she has found them to be most amusing and possessing wonderful humour. As an Australian, Ms R has actually not spent any length of time with an Australian and has been fooled, sadly by that English wit.

    Comment by Ms Robinson | February 28, 2008 | Reply

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